What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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