I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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