we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can text with my tongue
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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