The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The uberlube is also flammable
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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