She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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