this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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