She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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