She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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