And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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