At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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