i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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