xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Sorry about my life...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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