it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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