Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm both gender and math confused
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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