I have demons in me.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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