super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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