she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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