ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
