I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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