i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im six kinds of drunk right now
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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