Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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