Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
