Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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