How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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