yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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