That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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