are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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