if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Randomize
