Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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