I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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