So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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