I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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