i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
this is an emotional support booty call
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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