Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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