Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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