I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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