dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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