I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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