yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
