i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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