She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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