please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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