I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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