We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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