i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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