Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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