Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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