called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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