is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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