Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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