I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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