I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
50% drunk capacity currently
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
