So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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