love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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