Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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