Will you blow on my dice?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Found the puke drawer
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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