at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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