Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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