I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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