is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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