Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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